The "Oh Wow that shouldn't happen" list.

This is going to be an on going list of things that have happened i want to make note of, despite also wishing i could forget or ignore. **  many items missing from list as well... my memory sucks *. This list may come in handy one day, or might just be a depressing timeline of events and situations. If you are about to view it understand to me many of these things written behind the cut are embarrassing to me, or outright humiliating, please don't tease or poke fun.

Didn't read that tight.... Oh right

Simply noting it down while I have it on my mind, I am noticing once again that I am having trouble with words in the way that I will read them as one thing when in fact they say something entirely different. 

By this I mean I would read "forest" when it said "frost" or read "cash" when it said "crash" an there were orhes today I can't recall. I've had this issues before an scott spotted it when read something allowed, today I spotted while playing one off my brain excersize games I try to use daily and today's made it very clear this is a big issues as I did it many times (an only clued in as the "words that were adsosiated" made no sense with what I read.... Then I clued into my issue as what I read was wrong.)

Also as I write this I am having issues as think a full sentience out nib my head yet as I type I entirely miss words. 

For someone who loves reading this is upsetting, my brain/eyes have already took away my ability to effectively read well and fast enough to enjoy reading novels but this issue of entirely miss reading words makes even taking in a single sentience without becoming confused tricky.

List starts now

For about a year i've thought perhaps it would be good to keep a list of things that happen. By the I mean things that shouldn't really happen or don't happen to others or wouldn't happen to me likely if you took away the issues that showed up a couple years ago really strong.

Perhaps it would help doctors understand more, but mostly I think I myself should know/remember the issues that come up this way an try to find the funny side of it all.

 That said the list has to be split into two parts "brain goof" vs "body goof" that said some items will fall in between, some will be so embarrassing I rather not list them on here as I know I haven't exactly made this blog anonymous but I shall try to because I know I'm not the only one with these issues an well some can almost be funny if you look at ten the right way haha.